Lowlife Logs

Nezz not running fast enough

lowlife — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:46:26 +0000

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal arrives from the southwest.

Kirrby kicks out at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal but he deftly dodges out of the way.

You come out of your hiding place.

You leap out on Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal, catching him by surprise.

Exploiting his confusion, you hack Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal’s head with your tiger fang.

Catching him off balance, you pierce Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal’s stomach with your tiger fang.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal recovers from the surprise. You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your Zanpakuto but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal recovers from the surprise. You slash at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but he dodges out of the way.

Hp: 2004 {+256}(2004) Gp: 233 (286) Xp: 15317

Kirrby punches at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal but he deftly dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal cuts Kirrby’s right leg with his illuminating darkness wakizashi.

You stab Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal deeply in the right leg with your tiger fang.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal slashes at Kirrby with his exquisite destruction wakizashi but he just dodges out of the way.

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 236 (286) Xp: 15320

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your Zanpakuto but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal cuts Kirrby’s right leg with his exquisite destruction wakizashi.

Kirrby punches at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal cuts Kirrby’s right leg with his exquisite destruction wakizashi.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves southwest.

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Filigree Street takes a turn here and widens as it nears Peasant Parade and the Patrician’s Palace. On one side of the street the wall of the Assassins’ Guild casts its shadow across the cobbles, dwarfing the buildings next to it. While the street is rather wide here, it is also rather crowded, as if people appear from nowhere to fill the empty spaces. The upper storeys of the buildings opposite the guild lean, and look rather like they might collapse into the street at any moment.

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: northeast and west.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

> w

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 242 (286) Xp: 15326

You perforate Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal’s chest with your Zanpakuto.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal slashes at you with his illuminating darkness wakizashi but you parry the blow with your Zanpakuto.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves northeast.

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Filigree Street continues about its business, heading determinedly east and west. The gutters are piled with rubbish and the occasional dead rat. Crowds of shoppers throng the street, bustling in and out of various shops. Wagons and carts slowly push their way through the seething mass of humanity and other minority species and through it all assorted members of the Thieves’ Guild work on fulfilling their quotas. A long bench has been placed against a wall.

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: west and east.

A street lamp is here.

> e

To the south, Dogbottler yells: My bottled dog has no nose!

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Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: northeast and west.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

> ne

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Here at its eastern end, Filigree Street enters Peasant Parade. It’s a far cry from the hustle and bustle of Short Street, far to the west, and the citizens here seem to have a more refined air about them than the riff-raff that hang around outside The Mended Drum. It probably has something to do with the presence of the Patrician’s Palace, which overlooks the Parade and raises the tone of the neighbourhood. The southern side of the road is dominated by the imposing frontage of the Assassins’ Guild, whilst on the river side well-to-do town houses line the street.

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are three obvious exits: southwest, east and south.

Kirrby is standing here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here and a wooden pole with a green note attached to it is here.

> e

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This is the northwest corner of Peasant Parade, a busy open area outside the front of the Patrician’s Palace. To the west is an exit to Filigree Street, while the rest of the parade spreads out to the southeast. Crowds hustle and bustle through the area, desperately hoping that the Patrician won’t come out onto the balcony of the palace and force them to listen to another long winded speech.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are four obvious exits: northeast, east, south and west.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves northeast.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal moves northwest and leaves Peasant Parade.

You walk across the uneven cobbles to another part of Peasant Parade.

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Lower Broadway enters Peasant Parade from the northwest here. The parade is a large busy open area outside the front wall of the Patrician’s Palace. The Patrician uses the area to assemble crowds of his “loyal” subjects in, to give speeches to from a balcony of the palace. This of course explains why the crowds move through the area very, very fast. Going northwest leads to the Brass Bridge and the better side of town, while to the south and east is the rather large wall surrounding the palace.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are five obvious exits: northeast, east, south, southwest and northwest.

A street lamp is here.

> nw

To the southwest, Dogbottler yells: My bottled dog has no nose!

The noise of Peasant Parade falls behind you as you leave the area.

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Lower Broadway runs straight to the northwest and continues to the southeast to a large area known as Peasant Parade.

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: northwest and southeast.

A decorative Lancre cat is standing here.

A street lamp is here.

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$ $

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This is where people go to get away from Morpork, since a few steps over Brass Bridge to the northwest lies the fabled Isle of Gods. This is also the place where people come back to Morpork once they’ve gotten sick of the Isle. Pedestrians, carts and wagons seem to be heading in both those directions. A few pedestrians actually also sneak away northeast into Pleaders Row, or southwest, into Flood Walk, which is too narrow to allow very many vehicles. Lower Broadway itself continues to the southeast.

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are four obvious exits: northwest, southeast, southwest and northeast.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

> sw

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-$+

Flood Walk runs along the river Ankh, towards the Mended Drum further southwest, and to Lower Broadway which is just northeast of here. The “interesting” river Ankh to the northwest rather dominates the scene.

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: northeast and southwest.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here.

A street lamp is here.

Queued command: sw

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 266 (286) Xp: 15350

You slash at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but he dodges out of the way.

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Flood Walk continues northeast and west from here. Not too far northeast is an intersection with Lower Broadway, while Flood Walk throws itself west in its pursuit of the elusive Mended Drum. Directly to the east is the door to another of the city’s renowned brawl places, the Groaning Platter Tavern.

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are three obvious exits: northeast, east and west.

A mean mercenary is standing here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal arrives from the northeast.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal thrusts at you with his exquisite destruction wakizashi but you parry the blow with your Zanpakuto.

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 269 (286) Xp: 15353

Your burden is penalising you slightly in your attacks.

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but his blackened klatchian steel chain mail coif absorbs most of the blow.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal thrusts at you with his illuminating darkness wakizashi but your steel breastplate absorbs all of the blow.

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 272 (286) Xp: 15356

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal thrusts at you with his exquisite destruction wakizashi but you parry the blow with your Zanpakuto.

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 275 (286) Xp: 15359

You slash at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your Zanpakuto but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal thrusts at you with his illuminating darkness wakizashi but you just parry the blow with your tiger fang.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal attempts to launch a powerful attack. Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal slashes at you with his illuminating darkness wakizashi but you parry the blow with your tiger fang.

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 278 (286) Xp: 15362

You perforate Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal’s right leg with your tiger fang.

[Vincen leaves Discworld]

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but he dodges out of the way.

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 281 (286) Xp: 15365

You perforate Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal’s chest with your tiger fang.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves west.

Your GP is full (286).

[Jello enters Discworld]

To the south, Dogbottler yells: My bottled dog has no nose!

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Flood Walk continues west towards the Mended Drum, and east towards the Groaning Platter Tavern. To the north is the river Ankh.

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: west and east.

A street lamp is here.

$-@-*-$+

Flood Walk goes straight to the east, towards the Groaning Platter Tavern, and west towards the Mended Drum. Great idea, to have a street running alongside the river Ankh. Not many muggers, at least.

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: west and east.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here and a rat is standing here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

> w

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves west.

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Flood Walk can’t go west here because of a wall, but it leads off eastwards without problem. The wall, straight to the west, belongs to the Mended Drum. Minger Way leads south from here, onto Filigree Street.

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: south and east.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here and a bright-eyed tourist is standing here.

A street lamp is here.

> s

[Yongse leaves Discworld]

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 15377

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal slashes at you with his illuminating darkness wakizashi but your Grflx scale absorbs all of the blow.

You slash at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your Zanpakuto but he dodges out of the way.

-$-

This is Minger Way, a perfectly amazing little alley that connects Flood Walk to Filigree Street. Along the west side of the alley is the outer wall of the Mended Drum, this fabled meeting place for any sort of Disc scum (and the occasional clueless tourist) that you can think of. The buildings on the east hand side of the alley are less famous, but just as rickety.

This seems to be a busy part of the city, with many people hurrying about.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: north and south.

A street lamp is here.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal arrives from the north.

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 15380

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves south.

To the south, Dogbottler yells: My bottled dog has no nose!

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The noise and bustle here is incredible. The crossroads between Minger Way to the north, Filigree Street itself and Baker Street to the south, is teeming with people. Add to this the junction with Short Street just west of here, together with the crowds drawn there by the Mended Drum, and it’s no surprise it’s so busy. With seven guilds and three pubs within easy walking distance, this really is the bustling heart of the city.

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are four obvious exits: west, east, south and north.

Master Hirroshi the Tyger is standing here.

A street lamp is here.

> w

[Dene enters Discworld]

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This is the street just outside the infamous Mended Drum pub, described in “Wellcome to Ankh-Morporke, Citie of One Thousand Surprises” as “a Cheereful Taverne in which the Honest Yeomen of the Citye may be seen Drinking, Singing and Reciting Poetrye.” Oddly enough, though, “Wellcome to Ankh-Morporke” doesn’t mention the bloodstains on the door, the numerous axe notches, or the lingering aroma of bad ale. A nearby sign has been provided outside the Drum to aid the numerous drunken revellers who accumulate during the night, though how effectively is questionable. A sturdy door leads north into the pub (if you dare), to the south is Short Street and Filigree Street runs east-west.

The densely packed crowds make it difficult to move, and unpleasant to breathe.

There is a Shabree shaped crater in the ground.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are four obvious exits: east, west, south and north.

The Weasel is standing here.

A colourful poster is posted here and eleven orange roses are on the ground.

> s

A plume of black smoke rises above a building to the west. That’s progress for you.

-$-

This is Short Street, one of Ankh-Morpork’s busiest streets, which junctions with Filigree Street just a short distance to the north. The Mended Drum stands out amongst the rest of the buildings there, though this area appears to have found a use as somewhere far enough from the Drum that the bouncers won’t notice any brawling, yet close enough for the brawlees not to have lost their interest in the matter by the time they arrive. At least, that’s the impression given by the smears of blood and occasional shattered tooth that pepper the pavement.

The densely packed crowds make it difficult to move, and unpleasant to breathe.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: north and south.

A street lamp is here and the corpse of a pious priestess is on the ground.

-&-

Short Street is a bustling thoroughfare through Ankh-Morpork, heavy with all sorts of traffic and busy travellers. In addition, and mostly because this is Ankh-Morpork, it is also heavy with people trying to sell them all sorts of useful goods and services. All the cobbles in the ground here appear to have been taken away, revealing an unwholesome-looking layer of dirt and grime (not that many other places here are overly wholesome) that sucks at the shoes of passers-by.

The densely packed crowds make it difficult to move, and unpleasant to breathe.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: north and south.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves south.

This is Short Street, one of the longest streets in Morpork, which leads north and south from here. The street is crowded, as is usual for such a vital route through the city. A large, important-looking office just to the east stands out among the many humdrum, uninspirational houses here by virtue of its rather old-fashioned style of construction. It even has a large sign across the door.

The densely packed crowds make it difficult to move, and unpleasant to breathe.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are three obvious exits: north, south and east.

A sign is hung over the door to the east and a street lamp is here.

Queued command: s

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This is a fair distance down the fabled Short Street. Fabled, that is, for all the wrong reasons: though it’s hardly the poorest, roughest or dirtiest part of town, the constant activity and busy hum of Ankh-Morpork’s gears of commerce grinding away bring the area a special, unique kind of unpleasantness. The houses that rest by the roadside have a tired, worn-down look, as if the constant turmoil has drawn the life out of them. Just south of here is a complicated crossroads where Heroes Street crosses over Short Street and God Street, while to the north the street passes a busy-looking building and continues straight as a die as far as the eye can see.

The densely packed crowds make it difficult to move, and unpleasant to breathe.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: north and south.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves south.

-$-

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This is Short Street, a little distance north of a large, busy junction through which many people are travelling. The street is lined with Ankh-Morpork’s characteristically seedy, unclean-looking houses. Down the middle of the road runs a thin trickle of unspeakable brown liquid, carefully given a wide berth by everybody who passes down the street. Given the density of the crowds here, this is quite an impressive feat. Short Street leads north and south as far as the eye can see.

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: north and south.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here and an interesting man is standing here.

A street lamp is here.

[Invor enters Discworld]

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves south.

Crusher Rampage de Integro arrives from the north.

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This is a junction where Short Street is cut in two by Heroes Street, which heads west and southeast from here. In addition, God Street crosses here, heading off amongst spires and domes to the east and journeying west with Heroes Street for a brief while. There is a diverse selection of different buildings east of here, many of which appear to be guilds or temples. Those to the west, on the other hand, are distinctly more commercial in style.

The densely packed crowds make it difficult to move, and unpleasant to breathe.

There is a Circe shaped crater in the ground.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are five obvious exits: north, southeast, east, west and south.

A street lamp is here.

-*-

This is Short Street, just south of an intersection filled by a hideously churning crowd which fills the street. This area of the street, conversely, is a little more sedate (if that can be said of anywhere in Ankh-Morpork). The street, cloistered by badly-constructed buildings and shoddy houses, runs south for a long, long way, passing by a shop which is making a hideously grating chattering noise as it goes.

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: north and south.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

> n

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 15407

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$ $

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The densely packed crowds make it difficult to move, and unpleasant to breathe.

There is a Circe shaped crater in the ground.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are five obvious exits: north, southeast, east, west and south.

Crusher Rampage de Integro is standing here.

A street lamp is here.

> s

Crusher Rampage de Integro leaves south.

-*-

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: north and south.

Crusher Rampage de Integro is standing here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

> s

Crusher Rampage de Integro leaves south.

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Few people stay long in this section of Short Street, thanks to an unnatural grating, whispering, chattering sound which emanates from the shop to the west. Many prefer to wander away to the north, towards the centre of Ankh-Morpork, or to the south, towards a junction with the Street of Small Gods. On another note, the cobbles here are nice and flat.

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are three obvious exits: north, south and west.

Crusher Rampage de Integro is standing here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

Queued command: s

Crusher Rampage de Integro leaves south.

-$-

This is that busy old thoroughfare, Short Street, which leads to the north and south from here and widens itself considerably. To the east, there is an old, boarded-up building that looks as though it has not been touched for some time, and the traffic is still as busy as ever. All manner of carts are rumbling up and down the street with heavy loads of cabbages, eggs and Grumpitt, and the rough cobbles round here have caused some unfortunate pavement stains.

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: north and south.

Crusher Rampage de Integro and Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal are fighting here.

A street lamp is here.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal and Crusher Rampage de Integro leave south.

-$-

This is a wide busy section of Short Street, where people don’t stop for anything short of an enraged troll. The street here has been lined with small cobbles, showing that progress has begun in these parts of the city. To the south is the busy intersection of the Street of Small Gods and Attic Bee Street. To the north Short Street continues off to the infamous Mended Drum.

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: north and south.

Ouizardus, Sister Sarissa, Crusher Rampage de Integro and a small light brown dog are standing here.

A street lamp is here.

> s

Crusher Rampage de Integro leaves south.

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This four way intersection is one of the busier junctions in town, large buildings loom in all directions with people walking to and fro. To the east, the Street of Small Gods winds its way across the city to the Plaza of Broken Moons, while to the west Attic Bee Street heads towards the Shades. Busy-looking merchants barter with unsuspecting passers-by with excited grins as tough-looking warriors slide by.

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are four obvious exits: north, east, south and west.

Crusher Rampage de Integro and Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal are fighting here, brewdy the giant fruitbat is flying above the ground here and a pudgy dwarf warrior, Gypsie du Sucre and Dogbottler are standing here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here and four bottled dogs are on the ground.

Crusher Rampage de Integro launches a powerful attack. Crusher Rampage de Integro mashes Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal’s head with his Left Tentacle.

The ghost of NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves east.

l corpse

Cannot find “corpse”, no match.

> e

Crusher Rampage de Integro leaves east.

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Just to the east of a crossroads with Short Street, this is the beginning – or the end – of the Street of Small Gods. On either side of the traffic-laden street are the temples to the deities of the Discworld, a myriad of contrasts from the lavish Temples to the old hands such as Io and Sek to the bijou templettes of new Gods. Every day on this street thousands of sticks of incense are burned, more than a hundred priests are ordained, over twenty goats are sacrificed and at least one atheist is struck by lightning. The air is full of exciting smells and sounds, creating an almost electric feeling – and not just because of the atheist.

Quite a few people, some in small groups, walk, trot and lurch aimlessly towards other parts of the city.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: west and east.

Crusher Rampage de Integro, a devout man, a boring troll child and a short troll are standing here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here and the corpse of NeZz d’Nocturnal is on the ground.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal arrives from the southwest.

Kirrby kicks out at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal but he deftly dodges out of the way.

You come out of your hiding place.

You leap out on Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal, catching him by surprise.

Exploiting his confusion, you hack Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal’s head with your tiger fang.

Catching him off balance, you pierce Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal’s stomach with your tiger fang.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal recovers from the surprise. You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your Zanpakuto but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal recovers from the surprise. You slash at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but he dodges out of the way.

Hp: 2004 {+256}(2004) Gp: 233 (286) Xp: 15317

Kirrby punches at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal but he deftly dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal cuts Kirrby’s right leg with his illuminating darkness wakizashi.

You stab Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal deeply in the right leg with your tiger fang.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal slashes at Kirrby with his exquisite destruction wakizashi but he just dodges out of the way.

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 236 (286) Xp: 15320

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your Zanpakuto but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal cuts Kirrby’s right leg with his exquisite destruction wakizashi.

Kirrby punches at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal cuts Kirrby’s right leg with his exquisite destruction wakizashi.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves southwest.

| /|

*-*-@

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: northeast and west.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

> w

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 242 (286) Xp: 15326

You perforate Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal’s chest with your Zanpakuto.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal slashes at you with his illuminating darkness wakizashi but you parry the blow with your Zanpakuto.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves northeast.

| /|

*-*-@-*

| |

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: west and east.

A street lamp is here.

> e

To the south, Dogbottler yells: My bottled dog has no nose!

| /|

*-*-@

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: northeast and west.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

> ne

\ /

/|/

@-$-$

/| |/

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are three obvious exits: southwest, east and south.

Kirrby is standing here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here and a wooden pole with a green note attached to it is here.

> e

\ /|/

*-$

/|/

$-@-$

/| |/

* *

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are four obvious exits: northeast, east, south and west.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves northeast.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal moves northwest and leaves Peasant Parade.

You walk across the uneven cobbles to another part of Peasant Parade.

\ |

$ *-$-

\ /|/

@-$

/|/

-*-$

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are five obvious exits: northeast, east, south, southwest and northwest.

A street lamp is here.

> nw

To the southwest, Dogbottler yells: My bottled dog has no nose!

The noise of Peasant Parade falls behind you as you leave the area.

\ /

/ \

\ /

Lower Broadway runs straight to the northwest and continues to the southeast to a large area known as Peasant Parade.

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: northwest and southeast.

A decorative Lancre cat is standing here.

A street lamp is here.

| /

v *

\ /

/ \

$ $

/ \ /

&+ *-

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are four obvious exits: northwest, southeast, southwest and northeast.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

> sw

\ /

/ \

-$+

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: northeast and southwest.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here.

A street lamp is here.

Queued command: sw

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 266 (286) Xp: 15350

You slash at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but he dodges out of the way.

/ \

&-*-@+

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are three obvious exits: northeast, east and west.

A mean mercenary is standing here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal arrives from the northeast.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal thrusts at you with his exquisite destruction wakizashi but you parry the blow with your Zanpakuto.

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 269 (286) Xp: 15353

Your burden is penalising you slightly in your attacks.

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but his blackened klatchian steel chain mail coif absorbs most of the blow.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal thrusts at you with his illuminating darkness wakizashi but your steel breastplate absorbs all of the blow.

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 272 (286) Xp: 15356

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal thrusts at you with his exquisite destruction wakizashi but you parry the blow with your Zanpakuto.

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 275 (286) Xp: 15359

You slash at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your Zanpakuto but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal thrusts at you with his illuminating darkness wakizashi but you just parry the blow with your tiger fang.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal attempts to launch a powerful attack. Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal slashes at you with his illuminating darkness wakizashi but you parry the blow with your tiger fang.

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 278 (286) Xp: 15362

You perforate Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal’s right leg with your tiger fang.

[Vincen leaves Discworld]

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but he dodges out of the way.

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 281 (286) Xp: 15365

You perforate Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal’s chest with your tiger fang.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves west.

Your GP is full (286).

[Jello enters Discworld]

To the south, Dogbottler yells: My bottled dog has no nose!

$-$-@-$+

Flood Walk continues west towards the Mended Drum, and east towards the Groaning Platter Tavern. To the north is the river Ankh.

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: west and east.

A street lamp is here.

$-@-*-$+

Flood Walk goes straight to the east, towards the Groaning Platter Tavern, and west towards the Mended Drum. Great idea, to have a street running alongside the river Ankh. Not many muggers, at least.

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: west and east.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here and a rat is standing here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

> w

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves west.

@-$-*-

-$-

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: south and east.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here and a bright-eyed tourist is standing here.

A street lamp is here.

> s

[Yongse leaves Discworld]

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 15377

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal slashes at you with his illuminating darkness wakizashi but your Grflx scale absorbs all of the blow.

You slash at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your Zanpakuto but he dodges out of the way.

-$-

This seems to be a busy part of the city, with many people hurrying about.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: north and south.

A street lamp is here.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal arrives from the north.

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 15380

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves south.

To the south, Dogbottler yells: My bottled dog has no nose!

| | |

*-$-@-*-*-

| | | |

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are four obvious exits: west, east, south and north.

Master Hirroshi the Tyger is standing here.

A street lamp is here.

> w

[Dene enters Discworld]

+ | |

&-*-@-$-*-

| | |

The densely packed crowds make it difficult to move, and unpleasant to breathe.

There is a Shabree shaped crater in the ground.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are four obvious exits: east, west, south and north.

The Weasel is standing here.

A colourful poster is posted here and eleven orange roses are on the ground.

> s

A plume of black smoke rises above a building to the west. That’s progress for you.

-$-

The densely packed crowds make it difficult to move, and unpleasant to breathe.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: north and south.

A street lamp is here and the corpse of a pious priestess is on the ground.

-&-

The densely packed crowds make it difficult to move, and unpleasant to breathe.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: north and south.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves south.

The densely packed crowds make it difficult to move, and unpleasant to breathe.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are three obvious exits: north, south and east.

A sign is hung over the door to the east and a street lamp is here.

Queued command: s

-*-

The densely packed crowds make it difficult to move, and unpleasant to breathe.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: north and south.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves south.

-$-

* *

| \

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: north and south.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here and an interesting man is standing here.

A street lamp is here.

[Invor enters Discworld]

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves south.

Crusher Rampage de Integro arrives from the north.

*- $

\ |

*-*-@-*-$-

|\ +

$ $

| \

-* *

| \

The densely packed crowds make it difficult to move, and unpleasant to breathe.

There is a Circe shaped crater in the ground.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are five obvious exits: north, southeast, east, west and south.

A street lamp is here.

-*-

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: north and south.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

> n

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 15407

*- $

\ |

*-*-@-*-$-

|\ +

$ $

| \

-* *

| \

The densely packed crowds make it difficult to move, and unpleasant to breathe.

There is a Circe shaped crater in the ground.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are five obvious exits: north, southeast, east, west and south.

Crusher Rampage de Integro is standing here.

A street lamp is here.

> s

Crusher Rampage de Integro leaves south.

-*-

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: north and south.

Crusher Rampage de Integro is standing here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

> s

Crusher Rampage de Integro leaves south.

-*-

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are three obvious exits: north, south and west.

Crusher Rampage de Integro is standing here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

Queued command: s

Crusher Rampage de Integro leaves south.

-$-

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: north and south.

Crusher Rampage de Integro and Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal are fighting here.

A street lamp is here.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal and Crusher Rampage de Integro leave south.

-$-

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: north and south.

Ouizardus, Sister Sarissa, Crusher Rampage de Integro and a small light brown dog are standing here.

A street lamp is here.

> s

Crusher Rampage de Integro leaves south.

&-*-@-$-$-

+ |

-&-

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are four obvious exits: north, east, south and west.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here and four bottled dogs are on the ground.

Crusher Rampage de Integro launches a powerful attack. Crusher Rampage de Integro mashes Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal’s head with his Left Tentacle.

The ghost of NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves east.

l corpse

Cannot find “corpse”, no match.

> e

Crusher Rampage de Integro leaves east.

| |

*-$-@-$-*-

+ |

Quite a few people, some in small groups, walk, trot and lurch aimlessly towards other parts of the city.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: west and east.

Crusher Rampage de Integro, a devout man, a boring troll child and a short troll are standing here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here and the corpse of NeZz d’Nocturnal is on the ground.

Nezz running to hide

lowlife — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:45:08 +0000

[Grae leaves Discworld]

\ /

/|/

@-*-$

/| |/

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are three obvious exits: southwest, east and south.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal and Crusher Rampage de Integro are fighting here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here and a wooden pole with a green note attached to it is here.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal slashes at Crusher Rampage de Integro with his exquisite destruction wakizashi but his grey leather cloak absorbs all of the blow.

Your GP is full (286).

Crusher Rampage de Integro attempts to launch a powerful attack. Crusher Rampage de Integro swings at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with his Left Tentacle but he deftly dodges out of the way.

Hp: 1974 {+9}(2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14000

You cut Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal’s left arm with your Zanpakuto.

You slash at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your Zanpakuto but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal thrusts at Crusher Rampage de Integro with his exquisite destruction wakizashi but his grey leather cloak absorbs all of the blow.

Hp: 1977 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14003

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your Zanpakuto but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal slashes at Crusher Rampage de Integro with his illuminating darkness wakizashi but his klatchian steel helm absorbs most of the blow.

Drew and Kratos arrive from the southwest.

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but he deftly dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal slashes at Crusher Rampage de Integro with his illuminating darkness wakizashi but his grey leather cloak absorbs all of the blow.

Crusher Rampage de Integro swings at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with his Right Tentacle but he dodges out of the way.

Hp: 1980 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14006

You stab Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal deeply in the stomach with your Zanpakuto.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal barely stabs Crusher Rampage de Integro in the face with his illuminating darkness wakizashi but his chalky skin absorbs most of the blow.

Drew and Kratos leave east.

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your Zanpakuto but he dodges out of the way.

Crusher Rampage de Integro swings at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with his Right Tentacle but he dodges out of the way.

Hp: 1983 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14009

Crusher Rampage de Integro hits Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal hard in the left leg with his Right Tentacle.

Hp: 1986 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14012

You slash at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your Zanpakuto but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal slashes at Crusher Rampage de Integro with his exquisite destruction wakizashi but his grey leather cloak absorbs all of the blow.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal thrusts at Crusher Rampage de Integro with his illuminating darkness wakizashi but he just parries the blow with his Left Tentacle.

Crusher Rampage de Integro crushes Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal’s left hand with his Right Tentacle.

Hp: 1989 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14015

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal suddenly slips around you and is gone.

Someone leaves southwest.

Nearby to the south, the bell of the Assassins’ Guild clock slowly chimes seven times.

| /|

*-*-@

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: northeast and west.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

> l

Crusher Rampage de Integro arrives from the northeast.

| /|

*-*-@

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: northeast and west.

Crusher Rampage de Integro is fighting here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

> w

| /|

*-*-@-$

| |

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: west and east.

A street lamp is here.

> l e

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: northeast and west.

Crusher Rampage de Integro and Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal are fighting here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

> e

| /|

*-*-@

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: northeast and west.

Crusher Rampage de Integro and Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal are fighting here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

> Your HP is full (2004).

Crusher Rampage de Integro swings at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with his Right Tentacle but he dodges out of the way.

Hp: 2004 {+15}(2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14030

You stab Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal deeply in the back with your Zanpakuto.

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but he dodges out of the way.

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14033

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but he dodges out of the way.

Crusher Rampage de Integro hits Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal hard in the right hand with his Right Tentacle.

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but he dodges out of the way.

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14036

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your Zanpakuto but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves northeast.

\ /

/|/

@-*-$

/| |/

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are three obvious exits: southwest, east and south.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here and a wooden pole with a green note attached to it is here.

> s

Crusher Rampage de Integro arrives from the southwest.

+$-@-$

|x|x|

+$-$-*+

|x|x|

*-$-*

|x|x|

A large, open courtyard extends far off to the south, and slightly off to the east and west. Large iron gates loom directly north, while several buildings surround the courtyard completely.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are six obvious exits: north, west, east, southeast, south and southwest.

Five yellow caterpillars, a competent student assassin, Mr Lamister and a shy student assassin are standing here.

> sw

Crusher Rampage de Integro arrives from the north.

+$-$-$

|x|x|

+@-$-*+

|x|x|

*-$-*

|x|x|

*-*-$

+ +

The smallish building to the west dominates this area of the courtyard. A small brass plaque is attached to the wall next to the door – it indubitably explains this building’s function. The courtyard continues in most directions, while the row of pot plants along the west wall frolics with vegetative splendour, interrupted only by the door.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are six obvious exits: north, northeast, east, southeast, south and west.

An assassin and a haughty student assassin are standing here.

You open the west door.

-$-

|x|x

$-@-$-$-

| |x|x

-$ -$-

/|\

The foyer of the Assassins’ Guild isn’t as impressive as one would have thought. There is a desk on one side of the room, and a couple of pictures and a few notices adorn the painted walls. Despite the normality of the area, a strange feeling permeates the room, as if someone is watching from the shadows. It would probably not be a good idea to step out of line as the Assassins don’t believe in anything as wishy-washy as corporal punishment.

There are three obvious exits: east, south and west.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here.

A roster and a lecture timetable are hanging on a wall and a lightable torch is on the floor.

You close the east door.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves south.

-*+

$-@

This is the main reception area for the Guild. It is here that new members come to enrol in the guild, and where students and housemasters alike come to dispense with all the administrative trivia involved with a large institute of higher learning. There is a large desk in the southeast corner with a few pot plants around it, and the decor is subdued but very tasteful.

There are two obvious exits: north and west.

A secretary is sitting in the chair.

A copy of the Assassins’ Guild Charter is prominently displayed on the west wall, a silver plaque is hanging from a wall and a sheet of cheap writing paper is on the floor.

> w

@-$

Thick cigar smoke curls through the air of this stately reading room, wafting across the ornate oil paintings that hang on the clover-green walls. Empty brandy glasses sit on the oaken end-tables. Several stiff leather armchairs provide a stylish place to recline. Clearly this room is regularly inhabited by men in cravats. An important looking sign hangs on the wall.

There are two obvious exits: east and south.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here and an assassin is standing here.

A bulletin board [ 100 notes ] is mounted on one wall and an important sign is hanging from a wall.

> l

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14054

The assassin exclaims: No fighting in the guild!

You stab Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal deeply in the stomach with your tiger fang.

The relative weight of the tiger fang versus your opponent’s weapon slightly advantages your defensive effectiveness.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal stabs you deeply in the chest with his exquisite destruction wakizashi but your steel breastplate absorbs some of the blow.

@-$

There are two obvious exits: east and south.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here and an assassin is standing here.

A bulletin board [ 100 notes ] is mounted on one wall and an important sign is hanging from a wall.

Hp: 1883 {-121}(2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14057

You stab Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal deeply in the stomach with your tiger fang.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal slices your left leg with his exquisite destruction wakizashi but your pair of steel greaves absorbs some of the blow.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves south.

l s

It’s just the south door.

It is open.

This is the private Office of Inhumation. Assassins come here to view the book and accept commissions. It is a contrast to the rest of the guild, in that the decor is not particularly opulent; this office is all business. There is a desk in the southwest corner, with a large book prominently displayed upon it.

There are two obvious exits: north and east.

A matronly woman is sitting behind the desk.

Two small waxed paper packets, a white silk thread and a sheet of cheap writing paper are on the floor.

The assassin suddenly darts a hand out and strikes you on the side of the neck! Your vision swims and goes grey around the edges.

Before you even know what is happening, you find yourself being dragged away.

You lose consciousness.

[Grae leaves Discworld]

\ /

/|/

@-*-$

/| |/

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are three obvious exits: southwest, east and south.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal and Crusher Rampage de Integro are fighting here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here and a wooden pole with a green note attached to it is here.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal slashes at Crusher Rampage de Integro with his exquisite destruction wakizashi but his grey leather cloak absorbs all of the blow.

Your GP is full (286).

Crusher Rampage de Integro attempts to launch a powerful attack. Crusher Rampage de Integro swings at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with his Left Tentacle but he deftly dodges out of the way.

Hp: 1974 {+9}(2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14000

You cut Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal’s left arm with your Zanpakuto.

You slash at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your Zanpakuto but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal thrusts at Crusher Rampage de Integro with his exquisite destruction wakizashi but his grey leather cloak absorbs all of the blow.

Hp: 1977 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14003

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your Zanpakuto but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal slashes at Crusher Rampage de Integro with his illuminating darkness wakizashi but his klatchian steel helm absorbs most of the blow.

Drew and Kratos arrive from the southwest.

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but he deftly dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal slashes at Crusher Rampage de Integro with his illuminating darkness wakizashi but his grey leather cloak absorbs all of the blow.

Crusher Rampage de Integro swings at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with his Right Tentacle but he dodges out of the way.

Hp: 1980 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14006

You stab Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal deeply in the stomach with your Zanpakuto.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal barely stabs Crusher Rampage de Integro in the face with his illuminating darkness wakizashi but his chalky skin absorbs most of the blow.

Drew and Kratos leave east.

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your Zanpakuto but he dodges out of the way.

Crusher Rampage de Integro swings at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with his Right Tentacle but he dodges out of the way.

Hp: 1983 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14009

Crusher Rampage de Integro hits Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal hard in the left leg with his Right Tentacle.

Hp: 1986 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14012

You slash at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your Zanpakuto but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal slashes at Crusher Rampage de Integro with his exquisite destruction wakizashi but his grey leather cloak absorbs all of the blow.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal thrusts at Crusher Rampage de Integro with his illuminating darkness wakizashi but he just parries the blow with his Left Tentacle.

Crusher Rampage de Integro crushes Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal’s left hand with his Right Tentacle.

Hp: 1989 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14015

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal suddenly slips around you and is gone.

Someone leaves southwest.

Nearby to the south, the bell of the Assassins’ Guild clock slowly chimes seven times.

| /|

*-*-@

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: northeast and west.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

> l

Crusher Rampage de Integro arrives from the northeast.

| /|

*-*-@

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: northeast and west.

Crusher Rampage de Integro is fighting here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

> w

| /|

*-*-@-$

| |

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: west and east.

A street lamp is here.

> l e

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: northeast and west.

Crusher Rampage de Integro and Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal are fighting here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

> e

| /|

*-*-@

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are two obvious exits: northeast and west.

Crusher Rampage de Integro and Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal are fighting here.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.

> Your HP is full (2004).

Crusher Rampage de Integro swings at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with his Right Tentacle but he dodges out of the way.

Hp: 2004 {+15}(2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14030

You stab Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal deeply in the back with your Zanpakuto.

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but he dodges out of the way.

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14033

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but he dodges out of the way.

Crusher Rampage de Integro hits Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal hard in the right hand with his Right Tentacle.

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your tiger fang but he dodges out of the way.

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14036

You thrust at Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal with your Zanpakuto but he dodges out of the way.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves northeast.

\ /

/|/

@-*-$

/| |/

Several groups of people can be seen walking past, quite energetically. Either this neighbourhood is near one of the busier areas of the city, or people are just in a hurry to get away.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are three obvious exits: southwest, east and south.

A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here and a wooden pole with a green note attached to it is here.

> s

Crusher Rampage de Integro arrives from the southwest.

+$-@-$

|x|x|

+$-$-*+

|x|x|

*-$-*

|x|x|

A large, open courtyard extends far off to the south, and slightly off to the east and west. Large iron gates loom directly north, while several buildings surround the courtyard completely.

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are six obvious exits: north, west, east, southeast, south and southwest.

Five yellow caterpillars, a competent student assassin, Mr Lamister and a shy student assassin are standing here.

> sw

Crusher Rampage de Integro arrives from the north.

+$-$-$

|x|x|

+@-$-*+

|x|x|

*-$-*

|x|x|

*-*-$

+ +

It is a pleasantly warm autumn prime’s evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover.

There are six obvious exits: north, northeast, east, southeast, south and west.

An assassin and a haughty student assassin are standing here.

You open the west door.

-$-

|x|x

$-@-$-$-

| |x|x

-$ -$-

/|\

There are three obvious exits: east, south and west.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here.

A roster and a lecture timetable are hanging on a wall and a lightable torch is on the floor.

You close the east door.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves south.

-*+

$-@

There are two obvious exits: north and west.

A secretary is sitting in the chair.

A copy of the Assassins’ Guild Charter is prominently displayed on the west wall, a silver plaque is hanging from a wall and a sheet of cheap writing paper is on the floor.

> w

@-$

There are two obvious exits: east and south.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here and an assassin is standing here.

A bulletin board [ 100 notes ] is mounted on one wall and an important sign is hanging from a wall.

> l

Hp: 2004 (2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14054

The assassin exclaims: No fighting in the guild!

You stab Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal deeply in the stomach with your tiger fang.

The relative weight of the tiger fang versus your opponent’s weapon slightly advantages your defensive effectiveness.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal stabs you deeply in the chest with his exquisite destruction wakizashi but your steel breastplate absorbs some of the blow.

@-$

There are two obvious exits: east and south.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal is fighting here and an assassin is standing here.

A bulletin board [ 100 notes ] is mounted on one wall and an important sign is hanging from a wall.

Hp: 1883 {-121}(2004) Gp: 286 (286) Xp: 14057

You stab Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal deeply in the stomach with your tiger fang.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal slices your left leg with his exquisite destruction wakizashi but your pair of steel greaves absorbs some of the blow.

Osa NeZz d’Nocturnal leaves south.

l s

It’s just the south door.

It is open.

There are two obvious exits: north and east.

A matronly woman is sitting behind the desk.

Two small waxed paper packets, a white silk thread and a sheet of cheap writing paper are on the floor.

The assassin suddenly darts a hand out and strikes you on the side of the neck! Your vision swims and goes grey around the edges.

Before you even know what is happening, you find yourself being dragged away.

You lose consciousness.

Sterling’s crazy days in DJB

lowlife — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 02:50:27 +0000

> nw

| /

&-*-@-$-$

| | | | +

-*-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

The north side of the square is entirely lit by torches mounted in sconces on the columns along the front of the royal palace. The palace itself has been built on a stone platform, to raise it above the level of the square, increasing the sense of physical size it already has. Huge columns supporting the roof and forming a colonnade along the front wall are painted with hieroglyphics, as is the front of the stone platform. The square spreads out into the darkness to the south and east lit by other torches along the surrounding wall. The torches also illuminate the statues of past pharaohs and other royalty that watch over the square. To the west yet more torches illuminate the wide marble steps leading up to the main doors of the palace.

It is a chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: east, south and west.

Baraka (hiding) and Rahn-fara-wai are standing here.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

> kill baraka

Cannot find “baraka”, no match.

> w

*-$-@-$-$-

| | | | |

-$-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

The sheer number of torches here makes it seem like the sun barely set. The light illuminates the grand marble steps leading up to the palace entrance and reflects off of the great bronze doors. The palace dominates the square and here in the centre of the north side its imposing form makes looking at anything else almost impossible. Massive stone pillars flank the entrance supporting a vast lintel, made from a single, huge, block of marble embossed with the cartouche of the Pteppicymon dynasty. To the south, in front of the palace, the square spreads out in all directions while to the east and west the palace stretches out on either side of the main entrance.

It is a chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are four obvious exits: north, east, south and west.

Baraka (hiding) is standing here.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

You notice Baraka nearby.

You suddenly sense a presence behind you and turn around to see Baraka preparing to backstab you. You decide to teach him a lesson.

Baraka moves aggressively towards you!

Your concentration wanes and you stop watching your surroundings as intently.

Hp: 1797 (1797) Gp: 273 (345) Xp: 606741

You impale Baraka’s left leg on one of your raven stilettos.

Baraka slices your stomach with one of his bending reed wakizashis.

Hirroshi the Tyger asks you: Know where the culture institute is in CWC?

You perforate Baraka’s chest with one of your raven stilettos.

Baraka slashes at you with one of his bending reed wakizashis but you just dodge out of the way.

Hp: 1506 {-291}(1797) Gp: 277 (345) Xp: 606743

You skewer Baraka’s chest with one of your raven stilettos.

Hp: 1509 (1797) Gp: 281 (345) Xp: 606745

Baraka slashes at you with one of his bending reed wakizashis but you dodge out of the way.

You thrust at Baraka with one of your raven stilettos but he just dodges out of the way.

Hp: 1512 (1797) Gp: 285 (345) Xp: 606747

You impale Baraka’s left hand on one of your raven stilettos.

Baraka attempts to launch a powerful attack. Baraka thrusts at you with one of his bending reed wakizashis but you dodge out of the way.

You perforate Baraka’s head with one of your raven stilettos.

Hp: 1515 (1797) Gp: 289 (345) Xp: 606749

You perforate Baraka’s chest with one of your raven stilettos.

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe and a large salamander arrive from the north.

You skewer Baraka’s stomach with one of your raven stilettos.

Baraka leaves east.

| /

&-$-@-$-$

| | | | +

-*-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: east, south and west.

Baraka is fighting here and Rahn-fara-wai is standing here.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

Hp: 1521 {+6}(1797) Gp: 297 (345) Xp: 606753

You perforate Baraka’s head with one of your raven stilettos.

Baraka leaves east.

Baraka arrives from the east.

| /+

*-$-@-$

| | | +

-*-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

The wall surrounding the Square of the Ancestors casts deep shadows over this part of the square at night. Large, embossed brass torches have been placed within golden sconces around the wall and create pools of dim light on the sandstone walls and the ground around them. The vast statues of the pharaohs seem even more imposing at night. The flickering torch light catches the features of the statues and forms strange shadows on them. The sense of them having watched over the city for millennia is almost palpable in the darkness. The gate itself is lit by two larger torches which means that the exit to the Road of the Sun beyond them to the east is cast into almost total darkness. To the south the lights of the Djelian Guard headquarters can be seen and the rest of it could be heard, and smelled, by simply walking in that direction. To the west the square heads off into the distance in front of the palace itself.

It is a chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: east, west and south.

A young sailor is standing here.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

> w

Rahn-fara-wai arrives from the west.

| /

&-*-@-$-$

| | | | +

-*-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: east, south and west.

Baraka is standing here.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

Hirroshi the Tyger tells you: Aha got it :p

Hp: 1530 {+9}(1797) Gp: 309 (345) Xp: 606759

You perforate Baraka’s stomach with one of your raven stilettos.

You killed Baraka.

The ghost of Baraka leaves west.

wibble baraka

You wibble at the ghost of Baraka.

> l corpse

This is the dead body of Baraka.

Holding : a bending reed wakizashi (left hand) and a bending reed wakizashi (right hand).

Wearing : a black backpack, a silvery grey saya, a charcoal grey saya and a golden lemur.

Carrying: a large lilac bottle and a Bes Pelargic arms permit.

> Your GP is full (345).

The ghost of Baraka arrives from the west.

[Kurgan leaves Discworld]

| /

&-*-@-$-$

| | | | +

-*-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: east, south and west.

The ghost of Baraka is standing here.

A lit torch is burning brightly here and the corpse of Baraka is on the ground.

> i

You are unburdened (8%) by:

Holding : a raven stiletto (left hand) and a raven stiletto (right hand).

Wearing : a utility belt, a black silk garter, a soft fluffy ball, a dark rose and a blackened canteen.

Carrying: two kaiken dirks.

Your purse contains one Ankh-Morpork ten-dollar and 30 Djelian tooni.

> wink baraka

You wink at the ghost of Baraka.

> drop dirks

You drop two kaiken dirks.

l corpse

This is the dead body of Baraka.

Holding : a bending reed wakizashi (left hand) and a bending reed wakizashi (right hand).

Wearing : a black backpack, a silvery grey saya, a charcoal grey saya and a golden lemur.

Carrying: a large lilac bottle and a Bes Pelargic arms permit.

> e

| /+

*-$-@-$

| | | +

-*-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: east, west and south.

Rahn-fara-wai and a young sailor are standing here.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

inh rahn

You are about to inhume Rahn-fara-wai when you remember: Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre.

You may only inhume people with contracts out on them.

The ghost of Baraka tells you: both backstabs on insane failed

Rahn-fara-wai leaves south.

| /

&-$-@-$-$

| | | | +

-*-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: east, south and west.

The ghost of Baraka is standing here.

A lit torch is burning brightly here and the corpse of Baraka and two kaiken dirks are on the ground.

> l corpse

[Psydous leaves Discworld]

This is the dead body of Baraka.

Holding : a bending reed wakizashi (left hand) and a bending reed wakizashi (right hand).

Wearing : a black backpack, a silvery grey saya, a charcoal grey saya and a golden lemur.

Carrying: a large lilac bottle and a Bes Pelargic arms permit.

You feel quite cold.

tell baraka You want me to wait with your corpse whilst you get a res?

You ask the ghost of Baraka: You want me to wait with your corpse whilst you get a res?

A night bird calls out overhead.

l se

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

At night the splendid entrance to the Djelian Guard is lit by torches, placed in sconces on the two, huge, hieroglyph covered, stone pillars on either side of the arched entrance. The light from the torches illuminates this part of the Square of Ancestors. The bronze doors of the Guard stand open and shine in the torch light beneath the massive triangular stone slab that the pillars are supporting. To the north and west the square spreads out in front of the palace, the massive statues along the sides of it standing watch in the darkness.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: north, east and west.

A young sailor and Rahn-fara-wai are standing here.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

> i

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe, an unbelievably large black cloud, an enormous whirlwind of cat fur and a colossal whirlwind of sand arrive from the west.

You are unburdened (6%) by:

Holding : a raven stiletto (left hand) and a raven stiletto (right hand).

Wearing : a utility belt, a black silk garter, a soft fluffy ball, a dark rose and a blackened canteen.

Your purse contains one Ankh-Morpork ten-dollar and 30 Djelian tooni.

> l

| /

&-*-@-*-*

| | | | +

-*-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: east, south and west.

A colossal whirlwind of sand, an enormous whirlwind of cat fur, an unbelievably large black cloud, Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe and the ghost of Baraka are standing here.

A lit torch is burning brightly here and the corpse of Baraka and two kaiken dirks are on the ground.

> l

| /

&-*-@-*-*

| | | | +

-*-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: east, south and west.

A colossal whirlwind of sand, an enormous whirlwind of cat fur, an unbelievably large black cloud, Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe and the ghost of Baraka are standing here.

A lit torch is burning brightly here and the corpse of Baraka and two kaiken dirks are on the ground.

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe moves aggressively towards you!

The enormous whirlwind of cat fur says to you: My master has told me that you must die.

The colossal whirlwind of sand says to you: My master has told me that you must die.

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe attempts to burn you with his antique spear but you deftly dodge out of the way.

Hp: 1665 {+135}(1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 606849

You jab one of your raven stilettos into Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe’s chest but his flaming barrier absorbs most of the blow.

The unbelievably large black cloud moves hungrily toward your tasty flesh but you dodge out of the way.

The enormous whirlwind of cat fur attempts to whip you with some debris but you deftly dodge out of the way.

The colossal whirlwind of sand attempts to choke you in its sand but you deftly dodge out of the way.

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe attempts to burn you with his antique spear but you deftly dodge out of the way.

You stab Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe deeply in the chest with one of your raven stilettos but his flaming barrier absorbs most of the blow.

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe twirls his set of prayer beads in a hypnotic pattern.

-$-

| | | |

&-$-@-$-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

This part of the square is mostly used as a means of getting to other parts. To the east the sights, sounds and smells of the Djelian Guard await those who choose to enter. To the west a great triumphal arch, the Gate of the Pharaohs, marks the spot where The Avenue of the Pharaohs enters the square. Otherwise the only reason for being here would be to look at the huge statues that line the square. Lit by torches burning in sconces on the great sandstone wall that surrounds the square they look out north across the square towards the palace on the far side.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: east, north and west.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

> n

| /

&-*-@-*-*

| | | | +

-*-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: east, south and west.

A colossal whirlwind of sand, an enormous whirlwind of cat fur, an unbelievably large black cloud and Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe are fighting here and the ghost of Baraka is standing here.

A lit torch is burning brightly here and the corpse of Baraka and two kaiken dirks are on the ground.

> stt

Hp: 1671 {+6}(1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 606853

Your skill and tactical ability are slightly reducing the action cost of your attacks.

You stab Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe deeply in the head with one of your raven stilettos but his flaming barrier absorbs some of the blow.

The bugs attempt to converge on you but you dodge out of the way.

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe says a prayer over you.

You prepare to stab Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe with one of your raven stilettos.

> s

A whirl of bugs converges on you.

The enormous whirlwind of cat fur attempts to whip you with some debris but you dodge out of the way.

The colossal whirlwind of sand attempts to whip you with some debris but you dodge out of the way.

Queued command: s

Hp: 1599 {-72}(1797) Gp: 314 (345) Xp: 607885

The unbelievably large black cloud attempts to smother you but you dodge out of the way.

[Rasputin enters Discworld]

Hey check out the little frogs man!

Your vision is obscured by the miniature one-humped dazzling pink camels.

Your vision is obscured by the beamish jabberwocks.

> tell baraka Nevermind…

You tell the ghost of Baraka: Nevermind…

> w

-$-

| | | |

*-@-$-*-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

For some reason this part of the square seems particularly lonely at night. The square is nowhere near as busy as it used to be in the past, day or night, and in the dark it feels almost neglected. The torches burning on the walls cast flickering pools of light over the stonework that highlight the fact that there is no-one here. Across the square to the north the torches along the front of the palace shine in the darkness, picking out the carvings and hieroglyphics on the columns and other stone work. To the west lies the far corner of the square while to the east more torches illuminate the triumphal arch marking the entrance to the square from the Avenue of the Pharaohs.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: east, north and west.

A mangy white cat, a fluffy orange cat and a graceful tortoiseshell cat are standing here.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

> l ne

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are four obvious exits: north, east, south and west.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

> e

-*-

| | | | |

*-$-@-*-$-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

At night this way into the Square of Ancestors is lit by torches on either side of the huge triumphal arch, the Gate of the Pharaohs, that connects the Square with the Avenue of the Pharaohs. The arch casts deep shadows across this part of the square and strange shapes form in them created by the reflection of the light from the carvings on it. To the north the imposing frontage of the Palace is lit by more torches. To the east and west the square spreads out into the darkness, watched over by the statues of past royalty that stand around its edge.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are four obvious exits: east, south, north and west.

Two palace guards are on guard.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

> e

You’re certain that your utility belt is trying to pick a fight with you.

Your vision is obscured by the one-eyed, one-nosed wombling yellow bears.

> l n

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe, an unbelievably large black cloud, an enormous whirlwind of cat fur and a colossal whirlwind of sand arrive from the north.

Your vision is obscured by the ultramarine gnomes.

> e

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe attempts to burn you with his antique spear but you deftly dodge out of the way.

Hp: 1620 {+21}(1797) Gp: 342 (345) Xp: 607899

The unbelievably large black cloud attempts to smother you but you dodge out of the way.

The enormous whirlwind of cat fur attempts to caress you with some dirty air but you deftly dodge out of the way.

The colossal whirlwind of sand attempts to whip you with some debris but you easily dodge out of the way.

Your vision is obscured by the hairless ultramarine fruitbats (dancing a slow waltz).

> Your GP is full (345).

| /+

*-$-@-*

| | | +

-$-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: east, west and south.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

> s

-*-

| | |

&-$-@-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: north, east and west.

A young sailor and Rahn-fara-wai are standing here.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

> inh rahn

Rahn-fara-wai leaves northwest.

Cannot find “rahn”, no match.

Cannot find “rahn by stabbing”, no match.

> nw

| /

&-*-@-*-*

| | | | +

-$-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: east, south and west.

Rahn-fara-wai and the ghost of Baraka are standing here.

A lit torch is burning brightly here and the corpse of Baraka and two kaiken dirks are on the ground.

> inh rahn

You are about to inhume Rahn-fara-wai when you remember: Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre.

You may only inhume people with contracts out on them.

> w

Queued command: w

&-$-@-$-*-

| | | | |

-$-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are four obvious exits: north, east, south and west.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

-*-

| | | | |

*-$-@-*-$-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are four obvious exits: east, south, north and west.

Two palace guards are on guard.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

> e

-$-

| | | |

&-$-@-$-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: east, north and west.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

> e

Your vision is obscured by the floppy dazzling orange hats (giving you funny looks).

Some hairless sea-green star-nosed moles (dancing a tarantella) pat you on the head.

Your vision is obscured by the yellow elephants.

> l

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe attempts to burn you with his antique spear but you deftly dodge out of the way.

Hp: 1653 {+33}(1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 607921

The unbelievably large black cloud fills your nose and mouth.

You feel very disoriented.

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe, the unbelievably large black cloud, the enormous whirlwind of cat fur and the colossal whirlwind of sand leave south.

You manage to battle through your confusion for a moment.

Your vision is obscured by the wrinkly fuchsia elfses (dancing a tango).

> s

You are too disoriented to do anything at the moment.

> w

You are too disoriented to do anything at the moment.

> w

You manage to battle through your confusion for a moment.

Your vision is obscured by the slug black winged banananas.

> w

Gwydion auf der Scheibe clings onto you.

You are too disoriented to do anything at the moment.

> w

You are too disoriented to do anything at the moment.

> w

You manage to battle through your confusion for a moment.

What?

The shroud of confusion around you suddenly vanishes.

What?

> l

-$-

| | |

@-$-$-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

Here in the southwest corner of the square there’s not much going on. Shadows cast by the walls fill the area and little else remains to be seen. The torches flicker in their sconces, casting strange mixtures of light and shadow over the statues, making them seem almost alive. Given recent history in the city, what with the dead getting up and wandering about the place and gods deciding to manifest themselves in earthly form left right and centre, that’s not as far fetched as it seems.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are two obvious exits: east and north.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

[Zirelle leaves Discworld]

tel gwydion This is most inconvenient…

You tell Gwydion auf der Scheibe: This is most inconvenient…

> e

Your vision is obscured by the echidnas (wearing matching purple waistcoat and glasses).

> e

The mangy white cat daintily licks a front paw and wipes her face with it.

Your vision is obscured by the sea-green dancing cabbages.

You’re certain that your blackened canteen is trying to tell you something.

l n

Your vision is obscured by the iridescent blue elephants.

> n

Your vision is obscured by the wrinkly hot pink feegles (dancing a tango).

> inh rahn

Cannot find “rahn”, no match.

Cannot find “rahn by stabbing”, no match.

> e

Your vision is obscured by the iridescent blue coiled springs with googly eyes.

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe, the unbelievably large black cloud, the enormous whirlwind of cat fur and the colossal whirlwind of sand leave south.

inh rahn

You are about to inhume Rahn-fara-wai when you remember: Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre.

You may only inhume people with contracts out on them.

> e

Queued command: e

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe, an unbelievably large black cloud, an enormous whirlwind of cat fur and a colossal whirlwind of sand arrive from the south.

| /+

*-$-@-*

| | | +

-$-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: east, west and south.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

[Blodskaal enters Discworld]

[Teivel leaves Discworld]

[Sneeky leaves Discworld -- PK]

Your vision is obscured by the hot pink dancing cabbages.

> w

[StYx leaves Discworld]

Your vision is obscured by the floppy fishbelly white hats (admiring your choice of clothes).

> w

Your vision is obscured by the echidnas (wearing matching indigo hat and cummerbund).

Some banananananana-yellow coiled springs with a creamy centre lick your eyelids.

[Avon enters Discworld]

Your vision is obscured by the miniature one-humped chartreuse camels.

> w

Your vision is obscured by the turquoise elephants.

> n

Your vision is obscured by the miniature one-humped puce camels.

> se

-*-

| | | | |

*-$-@-*-$-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are four obvious exits: east, south, north and west.

Two palace guards are on guard.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

> l w

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: east, north and west.

A mangy white cat and a fluffy orange cat are standing here.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

> l e

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: east, north and west.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

> score

You have 1621 (1797) hit points, 345 (345) guild points, 347 (679) quest points, 109 (1008) achievement points and 336 (336) social points.

Your current experience is 607975 and you are level 216 in the Assassins’ Guild (Raven House); your overall rating is 20661.

You have died 21 times and can die 1 time before you are completely dead.

You are in brave mode.

You are unburdened (6%) and rather cold.

You are neutral, worshipping Gufnork, God of Fluff.

You are registered as a player killer.

You are 19 days, 15 hours, 49 minutes and 53 seconds old and have logged in 545 times.

You think you see two-eyed, two-horned flying dazzling pink tigers bouncing around just outside your vision.

Gwydion auf der Scheibe wuffles you affectionately.

[Sakon leaves Discworld -- PK]

[Avon leaves Discworld]

Your vision is obscured by the slug black dancing cabbages.

> grin gwydion

[Leyan leaves Discworld -- PK]

You grin at Gwydion auf der Scheibe.

A fluffy orange cat arrives from the west.

[BoNoNoooArgh enters Discworld -- PK]

cs And now a Sekkite has visioned me… I am so popular right now.

Wadi Bedhead (hiding) arrives from the south.

You whisper into the dark rose.

(ConlegiumSicariorum) Sterling wisps: And now a Sekkite has visioned me… I am so popular right now.

You notice Wadi Bedhead nearby.

Wadi Bedhead attacks you from behind. You recall him standing right in front of you just a second ago.

Moving quickly, Wadi Bedhead pierces your neck with one of his shamshirs.

Wadi Bedhead slices at you with one of his shamshirs but despite the surprise you deftly dodge out of the way.

Wadi Bedhead slices at you with one of his shamshirs but despite the surprise you dodge out of the way.

wibble bedhead

You wibble at Wadi Bedhead.

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe, an unbelievably large black cloud, an enormous whirlwind of cat fur and a colossal whirlwind of sand arrive from the east.

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe attempts to burn you with his antique spear but you dodge out of the way.

Wadi Bedhead slices at you with one of his shamshirs but you easily dodge out of the way.

Hp: 1145 {-508}(1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 607998

You stab Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe deeply in the left leg with one of your raven stilettos but his flaming barrier absorbs some of the blow.

One of the palace guards exclaims in Djelian: Oi! We’ll have less of that!

One of the palace guards asks in Djelian: calh-yih! mit-calh-lat do you think you’re doing?

The unbelievably large black cloud attempts to smother you but you dodge out of the way.

The enormous whirlwind of cat fur attempts to whip you with some debris but you easily dodge out of the way.

Your skills moderately reduce the action cost of your defence.

The colossal whirlwind of sand attempts to whip you with some debris but you deftly dodge out of the way.

Wadi Bedhead slices at you with one of his shamshirs but you deftly dodge out of the way.

You launch a powerful attack. You pierce Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe’s stomach with one of your raven stilettos.

The unbelievably large black cloud attempts to smother you but you dodge out of the way.

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe thrusts at you with his antique spear but you dodge out of the way.

Wadi Bedhead slices at you with one of his shamshirs but you deftly dodge out of the way.

Hp: 1148 (1797) Gp: 270 (345) Xp: 609186

You perforate Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe’s right arm with one of your raven stilettos but his flaming barrier absorbs some of the blow.

-&-

-$-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

The Avenue of the Pharaohs is one of the major thoroughfares through Djelibeybi. To the north it enters the Square of the Ancestors and to the south it meets the commercial district. During the day the wide road is bustling with life, but by night it lies still, almost deserted. Shadows criss-cross over the lovely mosaic on the street from the pillars and statues that line both sides of it.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are two obvious exits: north and south.

A wooden pole with a maroon note, a dark brown note and a silver note attached to it is casually placed here and eight strips of cloth are on the ground.

> n

-$-

| | | | |

*-$-@-*-$-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are four obvious exits: east, south, north and west.

A colossal whirlwind of sand, an enormous whirlwind of cat fur, an unbelievably large black cloud, Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe and Wadi Bedhead are fighting here, two palace guards are on guard and a fluffy orange cat is standing here.

A lit torch is burning brightly here.

You think you see yellow giraffes (very small ones, of course) flopping around just outside your vision.

The fluffy orange cat rubs herself against you shedding small bits of fur.

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe attempts to burn you with his antique spear but you dodge out of the way.

Wadi Bedhead slices at you with one of his shamshirs but you deftly dodge out of the way.

Hp: 1154 {+6}(1797) Gp: 278 (345) Xp: 609192

You perforate Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe’s back with one of your raven stilettos but his flaming barrier absorbs some of the blow.

The bugs attempt to converge on you but you dodge out of the way.

The enormous whirlwind of cat fur attempts to choke you in its cat fur but you dodge out of the way.

The unbelievably large black cloud attempts to smother you but you dodge out of the way.

The colossal whirlwind of sand attempts to caress you with some dirty air but you dodge out of the way.

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe, the unbelievably large black cloud, the enormous whirlwind of cat fur and the colossal whirlwind of sand leave east.

Wadi Bedhead slices at you with one of his shamshirs but you deftly dodge out of the way.

Hp: 1157 (1797) Gp: 282 (345) Xp: 609195

You perforate Wadi Bedhead’s chest with one of your raven stilettos.

Wadi Bedhead leaves south.

Wadi Bedhead arrives from the south.

Your vision is obscured by the echidnas (wearing matching puce tuxedo and handkerchief).

> n

[Cruxis leaves Discworld]

Your vision is obscured by the echidnas (wearing matching lime green tuxedo and cummerbund).

Hp: 1166 {+9}(1797) Gp: 294 (345) Xp: 609204

Fuchsia elephants jump in front of you, distracting you while you attack.

Wadi Bedhead leaves south.

Some tangerine elephants massage your shoulders.

Your vision is obscured by the floppy turquoise dwarfs (dancing a tango).

Wadi Bedhead leaves south.

cs And a hashishim has backstabbed me, brilliant!

Wadi Bedhead arrives from the south.

You whisper into the dark rose.

(ConlegiumSicariorum) Sterling wisps: And a hashishim has backstabbed me, brilliant!

> s

Queued command: s

Wadi Bedhead slices one of his shamshirs into your neck.

Hp: 1054 {-112}(1797) Gp: 314 (345) Xp: 609219

You perforate Wadi Bedhead’s chest with one of your raven stilettos.

-&-

-$-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

At nighttime, when the street is almost deserted, the magnificence of the Avenue of the Pharaohs is much more visible, simply due to the fact that its features are not hidden behind, or for that matter under, throngs of people milling about. The colossal statues of long gone pharaohs rise high above the mosaic-laid street and continue to do so to the north and south. Standing proudly on the west side of the road here is a large archway leading into a courtyard.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: north, south and west.

A pampered tabby cat is standing here.

A brass plaque is here and the corpse of a plumbeous ibis is on the ground.

-$-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

At night the Avenue of Pharaohs gets very, very empty. Of course, most streets are empty at night but since this one is at least twice as wide as a normal one it feels at least twice as empty. All along the sides of the avenue magnificent sandstone pillars and colossal statues loom over anyone who might venture to tread upon the beautiful mosaic depicting an important moment in Djelian history.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are two obvious exits: north and south.

> sip acnteen

Cannot find “acnteen”, no match.

> n

Wadi Bedhead arrives from the north.

Hp: 1063 {+9}(1797) Gp: 326 (345) Xp: 609228

Shaven lime green feegles (dancing a slow waltz) jump in front of you, distracting you while you attack.

Your vision is obscured by the floppy iridescent blue hats (giving you funny looks).

You think you see one-eyed, one-horned wombling vermilion tigers bouncing around just outside your vision.

[Magpielove leaves Discworld]

Wadi Bedhead arrives from the south.

Your vision is obscured by the dazzling pink elephants.

> sip canteen

You open the blackened canteen.

You sip a few ounces of blue water from the blackened canteen.

You close the blackened canteen.

You feel ever so slightly better.

Wadi Bedhead arrives from the north.

Your vision is obscured by the echidnas (wearing matching slug black hat and cummerbund).

> Your GP is full (345).

A scrawny black cat arrives from the west.

Your vision is obscured by the warty indigo star-nosed moles (dancing a slow waltz).

> s

Wadi Bedhead arrives from the south.

Wadi Bedhead slices at you with one of his shamshirs but you deftly dodge out of the way.

Hp: 1611 {+548}(1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609249

Ultramarine elephants jump in front of you, distracting you while you attack.

Your vision is obscured by the purple gnomes.

> n

-&-

-$-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: north, south and west.

Wadi Bedhead is fighting here and a scrawny black cat and a pampered tabby cat are standing here.

A brass plaque is here and the corpse of a plumbeous ibis is on the ground.

Wadi Bedhead slices at you with one of his shamshirs but you deftly dodge out of the way.

Hp: 1617 {+6}(1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609255

You skewer Wadi Bedhead’s left arm with one of your raven stilettos.

Wadi Bedhead leaves south.

The scent on the air shifts subtly, gaining a greater component of lemon.

-$-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are two obvious exits: north and south.

Wadi Bedhead is fighting here.

Wadi Bedhead slices at you with one of his shamshirs but you deftly dodge out of the way.

Hp: 1623 {+6}(1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609261

Two-eyed, two-nosed spitting fuchsia spiders jump in front of you, distracting you while you attack.

You watch as purple giraffes (very small ones, of course) sing soft, romantic songs to you.

Wadi Bedhead leaves north.

Your vision is obscured by the grizzled dazzling pink star-nosed moles (dancing a slow waltz).

Wadi Bedhead slices at you with one of his shamshirs but you deftly dodge out of the way.

Hp: 1629 {+6}(1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609267

[Clio enters Discworld -- PK]

You skewer Wadi Bedhead’s head with one of your raven stilettos.

The pampered tabby cat scratches at the ground, making the world its litterbox.

Wadi Bedhead slices at you with one of his shamshirs but you deftly dodge out of the way.

Hp: 1632 (1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609270

You perforate Wadi Bedhead’s chest with one of your raven stilettos.

Wadi Bedhead leaves south.

The pampered tabby cat rubs himself against you shedding small bits of fur.

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe, an unbelievably large black cloud, an enormous whirlwind of cat fur, a colossal whirlwind of sand and a large salamander arrive from the north.

Hp: 1635 (1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609273

You skewer the enormous whirlwind of cat fur’s edge with one of your raven stilettos.

The bugs attempt to converge on you but you dodge out of the way.

You stab the unbelievably large black cloud deeply in the edge with one of your raven stilettos.

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe, the unbelievably large black cloud, the enormous whirlwind of cat fur, the colossal whirlwind of sand and the large salamander leave south.

[Zari leaves Discworld]

Your vision is obscured by the grinning fuchsia toy broadswords.

Hp: 1644 {+9}(1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609282

Speckled tangerine mushrooms jump in front of you, distracting you while you attack.

A whirl of bugs converges on you.

The enormous whirlwind of cat fur attempts to caress you with some dirty air but you easily dodge out of the way.

The colossal whirlwind of sand attempts to whip you with some debris but you easily dodge out of the way.

The large salamander attempts to bite you but you deftly dodge out of the way.

Your vision is obscured by the ultramarine elephants.

Hp: 1579 {-65}(1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609285

Purple coiled springs with bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy action jump in front of you, distracting you while you attack.

Wadi Bedhead slices at you with one of his shamshirs but you dodge out of the way.

Hp: 1582 (1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609288

Three-eyed, three-eared flying puce bears jump in front of you, distracting you while you attack.

Wadi Bedhead slices at you with one of his shamshirs but you dodge out of the way.

Hp: 1585 (1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609291

Wadi Bedhead leaves north.

Your vision is obscured by the hot pink giraffes (very small ones, of course).

Your vision is obscured by the incandescent silver giraffes (very small ones, of course).

Your vision is obscured by the speckled dazzling pink mushrooms.

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe, the unbelievably large black cloud, the enormous whirlwind of cat fur, the colossal whirlwind of sand and the large salamander leave south.

Wadi Bedhead slices at you with one of his shamshirs but you deftly dodge out of the way.

Hp: 1594 {+9}(1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609300

Dazzling pink giraffes (very small ones, of course) jump in front of you, distracting you while you attack.

Wadi Bedhead slices at you with one of his shamshirs but you deftly dodge out of the way.

Hp: 1597 (1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609303

You perforate Wadi Bedhead’s stomach with one of your raven stilettos.

who dead

Wadi Bedhead leaves south.

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe, an unbelievably large black cloud, an enormous whirlwind of cat fur, a colossal whirlwind of sand and a large salamander arrive from the south.

Some yellow gnomes pat you on the head.

——————————–==========] Discworld [===========-------------------------------

Baraka the Dancing Crane, Peeping Ptom

-----------------> There is one member of this group of people on the Discworld. <-----------------

Hp: 1600 (1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609306

You stab the unbelievably large black cloud deeply in the centre with one of your raven stilettos.

You stab the unbelievably large black cloud deeply in the edge with one of your raven stilettos.

A whirl of bugs converges on you.

+ | +

*-*-@-*-*-

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

At night the statues and pillars lining the Avenue of the Pharaohs loom awe-inspiringly over the few people who scurry along the street, probably on their way to somewhere less eerie and empty. The avenue joins up with the Square of the Ancestors to the north and to the south runs through the commercial district, the heart of Djelibeybi these days. Temple Street runs off to the west and Ibis Parade to the east.

It is a very chilly Sog's night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are four obvious exits: south, north, east and west.

Wadi Bedhead and a poor tramp are standing here.

Hp: 1550 {-50}(1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609309

You perforate Wadi Bedhead's stomach with one of your raven stilettos.

Wadi Bedhead leaves south.

-$-

/|\

The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

At this point the Avenue of the Pharaohs is as impressive as a very impressive street. It is very wide and littered with statues, pillars and a lovely mosaic. It is designed to hold an entire victory parade with the pharaoh, golden chariots and a thousand elephants if needed. At night though, with a total lack of elephants, the avenue is a little too wide and has a slightly eerie feeling to it.

It is a very chilly Sog's night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: north, south and west.

Wadi Bedhead, a scrawny white cat, a dogmatic priestess and a militant priest are standing here.

Hp: 1556 {+6}(1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609315

You perforate Wadi Bedhead's head with one of your raven stilettos.

You killed Wadi Bedhead.

You feel quite cold.

Your vision is obscured by the ultramarine elephants.

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe, the unbelievably large black cloud, the enormous whirlwind of cat fur, the colossal whirlwind of sand and the large salamander leave south.

You watch as slithy toves (gyring and gimboling) bounce around you like bouncy things.

tell gwydion One more problem down

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe, an unbelievably large black cloud, an enormous whirlwind of cat fur, a colossal whirlwind of sand and a large salamander arrive from the south.

You tell Gwydion auf der Scheibe: One more problem down

Hp: 1574 {+18}(1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609333

You skewer the unbelievably large black cloud's centre with one of your raven stilettos.

The bugs attempt to converge on you but you just dodge out of the way.

The enormous whirlwind of cat fur whips you with some debris.

You pierce the large salamander's left front leg with one of your raven stilettos.

The colossal whirlwind of sand attempts to whip you with some debris but you dodge out of the way.

The large salamander attempts to bite you but you dodge out of the way.

The ghost of Bedhead tells you: Bah, twice, eh?

Hp: 1539 {-35}(1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609336

You perforate the enormous whirlwind of cat fur's centre with one of your raven stilettos.

You can see clearly now.

The unbelievably large black cloud attempts to smother you but you deftly dodge out of the way.

Hp: 1542 (1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609339

You perforate the colossal whirlwind of sand's centre with one of your raven stilettos.

The bugs attempt to converge on you but you dodge out of the way.

The enormous whirlwind of cat fur attempts to caress you with some dirty air but you deftly dodge out of the way.

The colossal whirlwind of sand attempts to whip you with some debris but you deftly dodge out of the way.

-$-

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The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

It is a very chilly Sog's night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are three obvious exits: north, south and west.

The ghost of Bedhead, a scrawny white cat, a dogmatic priestess and a militant priest are standing here.

The corpse of Bedhead is on the ground.

The ghost of Bedhead appears to be checking out all your wounds.

tell bedhead Good effort though!

The ghost of Bedhead studies the ghost of Bedhead, a scrawny white cat, a dogmatic priestess, a militant priest and you.

Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe, an unbelievably large black cloud, an enormous whirlwind of cat fur, a colossal whirlwind of sand and a large salamander arrive from the north.

You exclaim to the ghost of Bedhead: Good effort though!

Hp: 1551 {+9}(1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609348

You skewer the enormous whirlwind of cat fur's centre with one of your raven stilettos.

The unbelievably large black cloud attempts to smother you but you dodge out of the way.

The large salamander attempts to bite you but you deftly dodge out of the way.

Your skill and tactical ability are slightly reducing the action cost of your attacks.

You pierce the large salamander's head with one of your raven stilettos.

Hp: 1554 (1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609351

The unbelievably large black cloud attempts to smother you but you deftly dodge out of the way.

The enormous whirlwind of cat fur attempts to whip you with some debris but you deftly dodge out of the way.

Hirroshi the Tyger asks you: How do you get a disability chit off Won Artful Huckster?

You pierce the large salamander's head with one of your raven stilettos.

The colossal whirlwind of sand attempts to whip you with some debris but you dodge out of the way.

tell bedhead I like that you came to fight me

Hp: 1557 (1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609354

You pierce the large salamander's left rear leg with one of your raven stilettos.

The unbelievably large black cloud moves hungrily toward your tasty flesh but you deftly dodge out of the way.

The large salamander attempts to bite you but you dodge out of the way.

The scrawny white cat daintily licks a front paw and wipes his face with it.

You tell the ghost of Bedhead: I like that you came to fight me

You stab the unbelievably large black cloud deeply in the edge with one of your raven stilettos.

The ghost of Bedhead appears to be checking out all your wounds.

The ghost of Bedhead studies a large salamander, a colossal whirlwind of sand, an enormous whirlwind of cat fur, an unbelievably large black cloud, Sultan Gwydion auf der Scheibe, the ghost of Bedhead, a scrawny white cat, a dogmatic priestess, a militant priest and you.

Hp: 1560 (1797) Gp: 345 (345) Xp: 609357

You perforate the enormous whirlwind of cat fur's centre with one of your raven stilettos.

The unbelievably large black cloud fills your nose and mouth.

You feel very disoriented.

The enormous whirlwind of cat fur attempts to caress you with some dirty air but you deftly dodge out of the way.

The colossal whirlwind of sand attempts to whip you with some debris but you deftly dodge out of the way.

You are too disoriented to do anything at the moment.

A scrawny white cat arrives from the north.

[Kefka enters Discworld]

The scrawny white cat swats at a dust bunny with one paw.

(ConlegiumSicariorum) Cyrus wisps: Gwydion and Bedhead?

You are too disoriented to do anything at the moment.

> cs Yep, working on Gwyd now.

You are too disoriented to do anything at the moment.

The shroud of confusion around you suddenly vanishes.

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The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

South of the junction with Market Street and Phoenix Road the Avenue of the Pharaohs enters the Bazaar. At night however, the street is very empty and very still and full of dark spots under statues and between houses where absolutely anything could be hiding, watching, waiting. Not that there is; what could possibly want to hide in dark places and stalk people?

A large tent stall made predominantly of some sort of earthy brown hessian has been set up here.

It is a very chilly Sog’s night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are nine obvious exits: north, south, east, west, southeast, southwest, northeast, northwest and enter stall.

A beautiful old woman is standing here.

> cs Yep, working on Gwyd now.

You whisper into the dark rose.

(ConlegiumSicariorum) Sterling wisps: Yep, working on Gwyd now.

The ghost of Bedhead tells you: The first time I’ve ever actually attacked anyone :

The ghost of Bedhead tells you: The first time I’ve ever actually attacked anyone

cs Bedhead came after me on a revenge killing, good for him

You whisper into the dark rose.

(ConlegiumSicariorum) Sterling wisps: Bedhead came after me on a revenge killing, good for him

(ConlegiumSicariorum) Cyrus wisps: Hm.

smile bedhead

You smile at the ghost of Bedhead.

who dead

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Baraka the Dancing Crane, Peeping Ptom

Bedhead the Endless Twilight

----------------> There are two members of this group of people on the Discworld. <----------------

The ghost of Bedhead tells you: Kinda like a vulture smelling blood

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The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon.

This is the eastern end of Market Street, which snakes along the northern edge of the dark and deserted bazaar to the west. To the east lies the junction with the Avenue of the Pharaohs and Phoenix Road, which looks almost as quiet. A tall and severe-looking building casts a mildly frightening silhouette against the sky to the north, towering over you. Its windows are lit up like glaring eyes, and every so often its door opens to spit out a miserable-looking person who hurries off into the darkness.

It is a very chilly Sog's night with a strong breeze and a beautifully clear sky.

There are six obvious exits: north, south, east, west, southwest and southeast.

A small brass plaque is screwed to the wall.

[Kloke enters Discworld]

grin bedhead

You grin at the ghost of Bedhead.

(ConlegiumSicariorum) Cyrus wisps: You might have trouble with Gwydion.

cs He’s after me because I killed him before

[Seria enters Discworld]

[Phrisa enters Discworld]

You whisper into the dark rose.

(ConlegiumSicariorum) Sterling wisps: He’s after me because I killed him before

The ghost of Bedhead is a good Hattian.

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The bank of Djelibeybi looks posh, yet sombre, in the way of banks everywhere. The idea is to give the impression that of course the bank is doing well (look at the nice leather chairs) but at the same time convey the image of an establishment that takes the money people confide in them very seriously and not one that would ever spend it on such frivolous luxuries as, say, leather armchairs. It’s not easy being a banker. There are a number of counters here with serious-looking people behind them that wait to take a customer’s money, and some of those nice leather armchairs to recline in while waiting.

There is one obvious exit: south.

Dr Llylia R Speshul is standing here.

> womble llylia

You womble around Dr Llylia R Speshul happily.

The ghost of Baraka tells you: you got 400+ perception bonus?

> tell baraka saw you scry me, I was on watch high

You tell the ghost of Baraka: saw you scry me, I was on watch high

[snip]fighting Gwydion all over Djb[/snip]

> tell gwydion Unfortunately I have to go soon… will it be alright with you if I call this a draw?

You ask Gwydion auf der Scheibe: Unfortunately I have to go soon… will it be alright with you if I call this a draw?

The ghost of Baraka tells you: even on watch high still find it hard to believe lol

grin baraka

You grin at the ghost of Baraka.

Gwydion auf der Scheibe tells you: No, you must remain and fall into the trap every other PK in Djelibeybi is now setting for you. :p

Gwydion auf der Scheibe tells you: We’ll tell you when to enter the room in which we are all waiting in ambush.

Gwydion auf der Scheibe tells you: Won’t be long. ;p

Gwydion auf der Scheibe tells you: Oh, very well, you may fall into it later.